Tag: humor
group name: firesmithwrites
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April 12, 2008 11:38 AM EDT --
By day, Joe B. was a mild mannered filling station attendant, but before you could finish your evening meal, Joe was well on his way to a hangover. Fortunately, Joe was an amiable and fun loving . . . more
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May 22, 2008 11:22 AM EDT --
Hubby said "You want to sell the things for which we've worked so hard?"
I shook my head ."No", I said. "I want to sell the actual yard"
We sold . . . more
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December 17, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)
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December 26, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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June 10, 2008 02:29 PM EDT --
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
French Capitalism: You have two cows. . . . more
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April 15, 2008 08:19 AM EDT --
.....saw this today..........it's a good one.
It's your life. You are responsible for your
results. It's time to turn up the heat.
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May 11, 2008 12:51 AM EDT --
Time
A bad spell oround 1990. Thanks to the many wonderful people in my life things got better.
When you are young time has no meaning, . . . more
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April 15, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
Tax What?
Now, I don't mean to be lax
But this thing we call tax
Is enough to give us
Many heart attacks
Why can't I claim my pet
I feed him . . . more
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April 30, 2008 03:25 AM EDT --
"When I was a child, I spoke as a child......but when I became an adult...." instead of putting away childish things, I tried to relive my childhood. I learned that childish pursuits are . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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July 10, 2008 10:04 AM EDT --
CANDLE
Can't see! It's dark!
And there are monsters after me!
No, no, no! They are so close,
Don't let them get to me.
Leave me alone. Go away! . . . more
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April 23, 2008 11:19 PM EDT --
Drink out of the garden hose.
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March 24, 2008 03:38 PM EDT --
A bountiful day on Humor Monday - a baker's dozen and then some of articles to tickle your funny bone.
WARNING: Reading ALL these humor articles at one sitting may be deleterious to your . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
After my recent experience, I think I am capable of liberating gold from Fort Knox. Seriously.
Warning: Rant in progress.
I purchase the Oscar-winning movie, The Departed , to add to my growing . . . more
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June 11, 2008 10:24 AM EDT --
There's no mar gin when it comes to a gin g
No rearran gin g will stop this process
Arteries clog gin g, An gin a, grog gin ess
Acknowled gin g, a gin g . . . more
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July 10, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
COMPETITION
It's a race to the finish
We'll die trying if we can
And in this tug of war we play
The winner is the best man.
I'll beat you down, you'll wear me out
We'll . . . more
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June 23, 2008 04:35 AM EDT --
I just heard that George Carlin died. I can't say I am surprised, I knew he had heart problems. The last show I saw, I could see in his face that he wasn't going to be here much longer. You can . . . more
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January 18, 2008 02:21 PM EST --
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March 04, 2008 10:48 AM EST --
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